THE SONG WRITERS

TINA

There Is No Alternative

So it becomes imperative

That you support the Grand Old Party.

We gave the Right to Information and Food

Which we thought were jolly good.

Also the Lokpal and Women’s Safety bills.

But the CAG declared presumptive losses

That handed us electoral tosses.

And onions reduced us to tears.

But we are the dynasty

To shape the country’s destiny.

Rahul Baba will deliver still.

NAMO

This is the chant for the divine

Or those not so sanguine

For the chaiwalla iron man of Gujarat.

He saved thousands of pilgrims

In Innovas packed to the brims.

What he claims we all believe.

Alexander the Great in Bihar!

In history and geography he may not be par.

Yet to hear him in thousands we flock.

Muslims were pahye ke nichey

Opponents were burqe ke pichey.

The tallest statue he now builds.

PEHLE AAP

The pollsters had us disdainfully dismissed

But to Delhiwallas we had promised

That we dared to be different.

We will give water and electricity

And regularize all slums of the city.

We are the slumdog with a million airs.

We believe that Sheila, of Delhi made a mess.

Now we will solve all problems through SMS.

Just follow us on Twitter and FB.

A transparent political class we will groom

To clean up we have a new broom.

Kejriwal will answer every sawaal.

TTUFF

The Third United Front Federation

Alone can save the nation.

For TTUFF is made of sterner stuff.

We have Mulayam, Mayawati and Mamta.

What happened to George’s Samata?

But we have Naveen, Nitesh and Jayala-la-la-la …

Our number of Prime Ministers will be six

All rumours on non-viability they will nix.

They will all be the first among equals.

Oops, we forgot our comrades Marxist.

Who for TTUFF consistently persist.

We’ll revise the PM’s number to eight.

NOTA

None Of The Above

Have made me fall in love.

I now have a button to press.

They are not worth voting for.

I am looking for something more

My candidate should be perfect.

Maybe we should have military rule

For everybody else is a fool.

What was that about retirement age?

Or perhaps a Supreme Court judge

Who the papers will not fudge.

Who bowled a googly at some Ganguly?

HINDUSTANI

It is better to light a candle

Than to curse the darkness.

I cried because I had no shoes

Till I saw a man who had no feet.

Do not ask what the nation has done for you;

But what you have done for the nation.

If you are not a part of the solution

Then you are a part of the problem.

Are you looking for a perfect spouse?

Keep waiting, no one will enter your house.

Just because a loved one falls sick

Should I not with that person stick?

Warts and all,

I love my motherland.

I will participate with hope and courage

In Elections 2014.

“Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani”

JAI HIND!

DECEMBER 2013